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Array ( [sid] => 45335 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The next time you poo [time] => 2004-04-29 00:05:43 [hometext] => Humorous tale of taking a number two. Very descriptive. [bodytext] => I write humorous poems just for laughs. If this offends anyone I apologize.

This may not seem real,
but I assure you it's true
The day I saved my shorts,
from a big mess of poo

In the back of a truck,
as we hit a bump
I started to squirm,
from the need of a dump

We gotta pull over,
I said with a shout
I said it again when,
it almost slipped out

When we got to a store,
I jumped from the back
But I had to go fast,
as it eased out my crack

Where is the toilet,
is all that I said
Then I started to sweat,
from a large turtle head

When I got to the door,
I started to dance
I had no time to spare,
as I pulled down my pants

I sat on the pot,
as it felt like a gift
But I soon wanted out,
as I gave it a sniff

I left there real quick
and went straight for the truck
My drawers we're still clean,
imagine the luck

[comments] => 6 [counter] => 213 [topic] => 7 [informant] => skinsfan [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The next time you poo

Contributed by skinsfan on Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 12:05:43 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I write humorous poems just for laughs. If this offends anyone I apologize.

This may not seem real,
but I assure you it's true
The day I saved my shorts,
from a big mess of poo

In the back of a truck,
as we hit a bump
I started to squirm,
from the need of a dump

We gotta pull over,
I said with a shout
I said it again when,
it almost slipped out

When we got to a store,
I jumped from the back
But I had to go fast,
as it eased out my crack

Where is the toilet,
is all that I said
Then I started to sweat,
from a large turtle head

When I got to the door,
I started to dance
I had no time to spare,
as I pulled down my pants

I sat on the pot,
as it felt like a gift
But I soon wanted out,
as I gave it a sniff

I left there real quick
and went straight for the truck
My drawers we're still clean,
imagine the luck

Copyright © skinsfan ... [ 2004-04-29 00:05:43]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: The next time you poo (User Rating: 1 )
by lil_angel on Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 12:10:41 AM AEST
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Funny! gross! but funny! And well done!

Re: The next time you poo (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 12:21:49 AM AEST
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LMCAO !!! I don't even know how to begin to rate this piece. Too funny to even think on.

Rita

Re: The next time you poo (User Rating: 1 )
by kidpoet_213 on Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 01:26:38 AM AEST
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LMAO!
I laughed all the way thru this... Never thought about it in that way before... LOL! Funny stuff... Keep writing to keep us in stitches... I laughed so hard I almost cried...
Don't know what else to say about it...
~Donna~

Re: The next time you poo (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 01:42:27 AM AEST
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tales of after the poop Im dying now I really am toooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle

Re: The next time you poo (User Rating: 1 )
by kylie on Thursday, 26th May 2005 @ 11:20:11 AM AEST
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i DONT KNOW ANYONE THAT COULD HAVE PUT THAT BETTER. VERY FUNNY. I NEEDED A LAUGH. THANK YOU FOR THIS!! KYLIE

Re: The next time you poo (User Rating: 1 )
by Jaycee on Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 08:09:07 AM AEST
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Have been there! I guess you can write poetry about anything!

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