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[sid] => 44665
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[aid] => mick
[title] => King of ***** and moan.
[time] => 2004-04-24 19:54:48
[hometext] => Although funny, this is somewhat a true story.
[bodytext] => King of ***** and moan It just happened one weekend and now I'ts well known In my neighborhood, I'm the king of ***** and moan It takes time to cut the grass and I hate pulling weeds Don't you hate the mess you make when using weed and feed So listen my brother and listen good and hard I don't want to see your mutt, come a poopin in my yard It must of been on Friday, I just put the mower in the shed My neighbors dog started coming and I started turning red That dog just started sniffin, checking this and and checking that Then he settled for some poopin and I went to get my bat I made it to the front door and passed the flower bed I saw my neighbors dog a working on a 4 inch turtlehead My bat it came a whizin, and hit the fence post with a crack That dog just took to running, with that funny arch still in his back That dog looked back in my yard, then his poop fell in his own I yelled take that you mangy mutt, cause I'm the king of ***** and moan [comments] => 4 [counter] => 150 [topic] => 7 [informant] => skinsfan [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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