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[aid] => mick
[title] => Talk Show Syndrome
[time] => 2004-03-18 02:32:56
[hometext] => Just a funny lil Jig I wrote while watching yet another talk show...they'll talk about anything! Do u like it?
[bodytext] => U say yer not working, and yer always stoned. Yer wife is cheating and shes never home. Yer lifes a mess and yer always alone. Then pick up the phone , and call Jenny Jones. (chorus) An all expience paid vacation to another state. So lock up yer trailer, and pack up yer mate. The stage is yours, they'll hook U up with a mic. U got Talkshow syndrome ,honey don't be late. U say yer sister is preganat by her sleazy pimp. Yer cousins a stripper, and shes big as a blimp. Yer brother confides hes a cross dressing swinger. So pick up the phone and call Jerry Springer (chorus) Yer father has taken a much younger wife. The choices U've made, they've messed up yer life. U found out yer mothers boobs R fake. Baby, pick up the phone and call Rikki Lake. (chorus) [comments] => 0 [counter] => 353 [topic] => 34 [informant] => Gypsy [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => SongLyrics )
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