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Made this guy know
That being nice to this woman
Would make him be alone

So he decided to be mean
Never called her back
Called her things like slut and whore
To her face and behind her back

He doesn’t like doing this
Being mean isn’t really his thing
But he remembers when he bought her roses
She suddenly stopped talking to him

So he’ll keep treating her badly
And never showing love back
Because treating her badly
Always keeps her good in the sack

Always eager to please
She is always there to help
But if he gives her a compliment
All alone he is left

He decided to be nice to her
Just for a while
Until he found his girl
Ignoring him and flirting with other guys!

So then he becomes an *****
All over again
Friends wonder why she won’t leave him
“Because I love him” is all she says

But eventually he becomes tired
He can’t keep being mean everyday
It takes up too much energy
It’s just not worth it to get laid

So he dumps her seemingly out of nowhere
She doesn’t know what to do
He ignores her when she begs
And says “Please baby, I love you!”

Eventually she stops calling
And the relationship has come to an end
And if she’s ever asked about her past
She’ll be sure to mention her jerk ex-boyfriend [comments] => 3 [counter] => 207 [topic] => 31 [informant] => DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => StoryPoetry )

Jerk Boyfriend

Contributed by DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper on Tuesday, 24th February 2004 @ 03:56:08 AM in AEST
Topic: StoryPoetry

Her history of jerk boyfriends
Made this guy know
That being nice to this woman
Would make him be alone

So he decided to be mean
Never called her back
Called her things like slut and whore
To her face and behind her back

He doesn’t like doing this
Being mean isn’t really his thing
But he remembers when he bought her roses
She suddenly stopped talking to him

So he’ll keep treating her badly
And never showing love back
Because treating her badly
Always keeps her good in the sack

Always eager to please
She is always there to help
But if he gives her a compliment
All alone he is left

He decided to be nice to her
Just for a while
Until he found his girl
Ignoring him and flirting with other guys!

So then he becomes an *****
All over again
Friends wonder why she won’t leave him
“Because I love him” is all she says

But eventually he becomes tired
He can’t keep being mean everyday
It takes up too much energy
It’s just not worth it to get laid

So he dumps her seemingly out of nowhere
She doesn’t know what to do
He ignores her when she begs
And says “Please baby, I love you!”

Eventually she stops calling
And the relationship has come to an end
And if she’s ever asked about her past
She’ll be sure to mention her jerk ex-boyfriend

Copyright Â© DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper ... [ 2004-02-24 03:56:08]
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Re: Jerk Boyfriend (User Rating: 1 )
by lil_angel on Tuesday, 24th February 2004 @ 04:04:04 AM AEST
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Kind of harsh but great write!

Re: Jerk Boyfriend (User Rating: 1 )
by niki on Tuesday, 24th February 2004 @ 01:39:07 PM AEST
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you should find someone who will
appreciate the kindness you want to
give you will have alot more energy
that can be well spent.

Re: Jerk Boyfriend (User Rating: 1 )
by DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper on Tuesday, 24th February 2004 @ 07:40:55 PM AEST
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I would like to find that, but women who like to be respected are very hard to find. In fact, I only dated one. We stopped seeing each other not because I didn't respect her, but because we had nothing in common (and she was incredibly shy).

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