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[sid] => 34442
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I was a boxer
[time] => 2004-02-09 21:32:03
[hometext] => A small account of what happened when interviewing a patient in A&E (ER)
[bodytext] => Here I am sitting in AnE Stuck to a bed, i cant get free Two young people with stethoscopes Wat do you want? Me to poke? "Hi sir im this and that" Bugger off u stupid *****s Ive been here for 7 long hours And now you want to work your powers "Were just here to do some tests" "Then we'll go, get off ur chest" The annoying student comes up close Looks at me like im a ghost He moves his lips, i cant hear a thing Raise your pitch im not as deaf as you think I do wat he says, not sure why again Why does he act as if hes my friend "Look here look there, do this do that" Im trying u prick, face control is crap "uh huh" he says, im bored already So they switch and mutter so softly The fat one comes, hes got a loud voice So proud, so pompous, do i have a choice "Push me pull me, i know ur a strong man" Damn straight i am was like ur colleague, a man "Really" he says, so wat im 80 When I was your age i had the girls weekly Now ive shrunk, but bones left though I was a boxer, champion you know Hard to believe i sense from fatty And the chinese guy thinks im batty Then they go and leave me alone How i wish i wanna go home I told them that i had a thirst And they tested me, tortured me first So my son comes in, they see Students come back, "oi who is he?" "Hes my dad guys, his mouth is dry" Fat man mutters should we even try? Chinese guy asks his superior doctor Comes back with some nice cold water [comments] => 0 [counter] => 155 [topic] => 32 [informant] => eteojedi [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => SadPoetry )
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