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[aid] => mick
[title] => Ru'Dope' the Red-Eyed Reindeer
[time] => 2002-09-05 12:56:36
[hometext] => One of your favorite Christmas carols on smack. to the tune of Rudolf
[bodytext] => You know Slasher and Cancer and Transer and Nixon, You know Vomit and Stupid and Finger-Lickin' Chicken,
But do you recall, the most burntout reindeer of all. Rudope the red-eyed reindeer, Had a sack as fat as me. And if you ever saw him, He was probably puffin' on a sweet. All of the other reindeer, Used to laugh and call him pothead. They never played with poor Rudope, Because his eyes were always red. Then one smoggy, Christmas Eve, Santa came to tell. Rudope I know you've been smokin' weed, Do you have any for sale. (plenty) Now all the reindeer love him, 'Cause all they do is sit around at home. They never have to work on Christmas, 'Cause Santa Claus is always stoned. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 150 [topic] => 34 [informant] => papajfat [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => SongLyrics )
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