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Array ( [sid] => 32567 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => My Teddy's New Friend [time] => 2004-01-24 11:36:18 [hometext] => They come and they go [bodytext] => My brand new teddy found a friend,
A real good happy buddy,
Must have come thru window pane
Where loosened is the putty.

I asked my teddy 'bout his friend,
I like not friend's demeanor,
My teddy said to knock it off
Until I've really seen her.

Startled was I at the sex
Of teddy's new found sweetie,
No wonder.. teddy found a friend
who looked quite round and meaty.

No longer will my teddy come
And cuddle in my bed,
He's got himself a bimbo bear
To cuddle with, instead.

I'm not sure that I like her looks,
I've never seen teddy bolder,
Which only proves that beauty is
In eyes of the beholder. [comments] => 7 [counter] => 148 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

My Teddy's New Friend

Contributed by norm on Saturday, 24th January 2004 @ 11:36:18 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

My brand new teddy found a friend,
A real good happy buddy,
Must have come thru window pane
Where loosened is the putty.

I asked my teddy 'bout his friend,
I like not friend's demeanor,
My teddy said to knock it off
Until I've really seen her.

Startled was I at the sex
Of teddy's new found sweetie,
No wonder.. teddy found a friend
who looked quite round and meaty.

No longer will my teddy come
And cuddle in my bed,
He's got himself a bimbo bear
To cuddle with, instead.

I'm not sure that I like her looks,
I've never seen teddy bolder,
Which only proves that beauty is
In eyes of the beholder.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-01-24 11:36:18]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: My Teddy's New Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Jellybellyprincess on Saturday, 24th January 2004 @ 11:49:26 AM AEST
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This is sooo funny! =) hee hee hee! Oh, it's so cute too, I can see the little bear in my mind.

Re: My Teddy's New Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Saturday, 24th January 2004 @ 01:52:40 PM AEST
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roflmao! ahhh cute cute cute!! hehe hugs n' love nessa

Re: My Teddy's New Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Saturday, 24th January 2004 @ 02:07:24 PM AEST
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lmao, Norm...you really got a good thing thing going here...and so does Teddy, I see.. *wink*
Jenni

Re: My Teddy's New Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Saturday, 24th January 2004 @ 05:19:04 PM AEST
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If you and Wiredbody don't stop with the antics and the sex and stolen milk and tits
I think I many die of exhaustion! I've laughed so hard today my tummy aches.....surely hope you don't stop you two......for I love the funny poems and the laughing too!
So good and funny......and even true!
Woe is you!
consue
P.S. bring some more on, I'll laugh at them too!

Re: My Teddy's New Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Bizzy on Saturday, 24th January 2004 @ 07:29:53 PM AEST
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Very Good. Norm! And beauty sure is in the eye of the beholder.......better seen when you discover what lies in your sweetie's heart.
Bizzy

Re: My Teddy's New Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Sunday, 25th January 2004 @ 02:16:04 AM AEST
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Yeah, I hear ya.
that's usually how it goes.
Very creative.
luv, huggs,
emy

Re: My Teddy's New Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by parisstcair on Sunday, 25th January 2004 @ 03:14:52 AM AEST
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I think that,that this poem is cute. Nice one!

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