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[title] => ITSY BITSY TEENY SPLAT !
[time] => 2002-08-31 09:08:25
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[bodytext] => The spider was so itsy bitsy
On that water spout. But it’s daddy was enormous, And had a lot of clout. But that itsy bitsy spider, Well, he got washed away. He floated into a gutter, And he’s gone from us all today. But that old daddy spider, Who was so big and fat, When he walked underneath my shoe, He made an awful splat! Now, if you think there’s nothing wrong, With making dead a spider, Old Muffet didn’t kill that one, That dropped and sat beside her. Just because he’s different. Or just because he’s scary. That’s not the reason to kill anything, Unless of course he’s hairy! (Like Osama) robertburns2@mac.com Homepage.mac.com/RobertBurns2 [comments] => 1 [counter] => 329 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 1 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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