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[aid] => mick
[title] => BLACK CHRISTMAS - TAKE II
[time] => 2003-12-19 11:40:35
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[bodytext] => For maximum effect this should be sung slowly and as closely in style to the original as possible. (You'll have to insert a few warbles here and there where the original rhythm is stretched a little!) Picture the scene... George Warmonger Bush stands grimacing malevolently beside a defiant Saddam Hussein who is strapped into a bloody electric chair. George is screaming this memorable little ditty as, performing a clumsy pirouette, he enthusiastically flicks the switch... O/ I'm screaming for a black Christmas Throwing bombs like I love to do Where bloody treetops glisten With Iraqi children missing As I laugh with my neo-con crew (Now cock a hairy eyebrow, smirk like a lunatic, wait for applause then proceed taking great care to read the teleprompter VERY carefully...) I'm screaming for a black Christmas With every death cert that I write May I hear Saddam’s sorry neck craaa-ck And may all your Christ-mases be black Script: "Come on folks, sing along! One more time! Who WILL it be next time?" (Cock eyebrow once more and yes, one more lunatic smirk before checking prompter once more and, wait for it... 1-2-3 and...) Chorus: I'm screaming for a black Christmas Throwing bombs like I love to do Where bloody treetops glisten With Iraqi children missing As I laugh with my neo-con crew (Cue next heartwarming expression of sincerity. Oh.., you only have one expression, that eyebrow thing? Okayyy.., it'll do, these schmucks lap it up every time! Amazing! Okay, 1-2-3 and...) I'm scream-ing for a black Christ-mas With every death cert that I write May I hear Saddam’s sorry neck craaa-ck And may all your Christ-mas-es be black (Repeat ad nauseam......) O/ [comments] => 1 [counter] => 164 [topic] => 41 [informant] => Steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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