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[aid] => mick
[title] => Wrong Number
[time] => 2002-08-29 08:51:08
[hometext] => I hate those stupid people that call you looking for someone else and refuse to believe that they dialed wrong...
[bodytext] => Ever notice that when the phone rings
And you inform the caller they've dialed wrong Find yourself wishing it were as simple as that But these callers take ten times as long "Oh, really, are you sure?" They ask Like I forgot for a moment who lives here? And then tell you again your own number Then say "hmmm, how weird" And every person asked for Has got the strangest name Dixi, Lulu, Byron, Alfonzo Cheech and Chong, Chung and Chang So now they start asking questions About the person they are trying to call Say who they are and what they do "Do you know this person at all?" "It's a big world you know" you say in disgust You know this person may not exist "I don't know this person you are looking for" And still, the caller persists... But finally you get the phone hung up This caller has gone away When the phone all of a sudden rings again The same person, asking for the same After hearing them repeat your number Asking the same things again You feel this problem must go away It's annoying, and must end So now you've figured it all out And to get back to being alone You tell them, "Who'd you ask for again? That's right, no, Chong isn't home." [comments] => 1 [counter] => 212 [topic] => 7 [informant] => SeXyDrAgOn [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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