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[aid] => mick
[title] => daddy's bad experience
[time] => 2003-12-13 21:00:56
[hometext] => based on a very funny true story told to me.....
[bodytext] => daddy dearest you look so pale sick in bed we'll tuck you in care for you just like our dolls hachooo and a manly grin i need to take two aspirin get a glass of water please (hachoo) she scampers off just like a nurse says bless you when her daddy sneezed oh dear she cannot reach the tap and her daddy needs his nap she's seen the dog drink from the bowl so it must be alright for that she dips dad's cup into the deep and proudly brings him a long cool drink his nose is red and he's got cold feet here you go Daddy, now go to sleep he takes his aspirin with a big gulp says thanks sweetie, you're a big help she tiptoes off quietly reads a story while daddy sleeps oh dear poor daddy's getting worse she heard him in the bathroom curse he's turned the queerest shade of green she thinks that she has ever seen off to the hospital he goes all green and red and runny nose the doctor thinks that Dad's real bad asks about what foods he's had oh my it seems the water's tainted where did you fill that cup young lady? "ummm well you see i couldn't reach so i filled it from......the toilet bowl" gmm2003 [comments] => 1 [counter] => 191 [topic] => 23 [informant] => merry [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => FamilyPoems )
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