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[sid] => 2910
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => NO SOLICITATION
[time] => 2002-08-28 12:35:21
[hometext] => TO THOSE PESKY DOOR KNOCKERS!
[bodytext] => PLEASE DON’T EVEN RING MY BELL,
FOR I HAVEN’T GOT A DIME. IF YOU INSIST ON KNOCKING, THEN YOU’RE WASTING YOUR OWN TIME. A MAN AND A LADY CAME TO MY DOOR. SO I TOLD BOTH HIM AND HER, “I REALLY, REALLY, TRULY WON’T TALK WITH A SOLICITOR!” SO PLEASE DON’T BE OFFENDED. THAT’S NOT HOW I MEANT IT TO BE. AND PLEASE DO NOT PURSUE IT, AS I’M DECLARING BANKRUPTCY ! rob.burns2@verizon.net homepage.mac.com/robertburns2/… [comments] => 3 [counter] => 313 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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