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declare unfair? No rules ensnare?
Therefore prepare I simple fare.
Dare thee infer an equal flare?

Three rhymes entwine in each fine line
devine there in supine recline.
Can thee align thine own design
to out-combine and malign mine?

Oh sure! Adventure calls for more!
Ignore your three, try drawing four.
Implore poor mor-ons to endure
Furore and rancour's roar to score!

The feat complete, retreat elite
and sweetmeats eat, until replete.
Defeated bleaters beat retreat
conceit deleted! Treated neat?

[comments] => 7 [counter] => 273 [topic] => 7 [informant] => wrybod [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

A homo-thingumy

Contributed by wrybod on Monday, 29th September 2003 @ 12:05:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Beware, ere I, this challenge rare,
declare unfair? No rules ensnare?
Therefore prepare I simple fare.
Dare thee infer an equal flare?

Three rhymes entwine in each fine line
devine there in supine recline.
Can thee align thine own design
to out-combine and malign mine?

Oh sure! Adventure calls for more!
Ignore your three, try drawing four.
Implore poor mor-ons to endure
Furore and rancour's roar to score!

The feat complete, retreat elite
and sweetmeats eat, until replete.
Defeated bleaters beat retreat
conceit deleted! Treated neat?

Copyright © wrybod ... [ 2003-09-29 00:05:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: A homo-thingumy (User Rating: 1 )
by DreamWeaver on Monday, 29th September 2003 @ 12:45:59 AM AEST
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You're a master ...

Re: A homo-thingumy (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Monday, 29th September 2003 @ 04:05:42 AM AEST
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great
Shari

Re: A homo-thingumy (User Rating: 1 )
by POOBEAR on Monday, 29th September 2003 @ 10:30:34 AM AEST
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This is an incredible thingumy. Who is winning this thing?

Lynn

Re: A homo-thingumy (User Rating: 1 )
by Saira on Tuesday, 30th September 2003 @ 01:26:10 PM AEST
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Very good one, Wrybod.
Saira

Re: A homo-thingumy (User Rating: 1 )
by Merry on Wednesday, 1st October 2003 @ 02:51:10 AM AEST
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this was fun to read -

merry

Re: A homo-thingumy (User Rating: 1 )
by norm on Thursday, 2nd October 2003 @ 12:32:08 PM AEST
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You get better and better
--------------------------------------
Ear, ear, eye sigh, a contest tri,
witch bloke tri eye too beet two-dye
It mite entale, two rice a snail
To beet a sheep, two cover bale.

It madders knot If won's a sot,
Wheel tri hour best too wynn the test.
The furst won too the Finnish lyon
Takes the pries four simply tryin'

Re: A homo-thingumy (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Thursday, 2nd October 2003 @ 06:09:12 PM AEST
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IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO FOLLOW THESE TWO OLD COOTS......YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR AND YOUR BOOTS,
BUT THIS CONTEST IS NOT OVER YET!
SO PLACE YOUR PENNIES LADIES AND MAKE YOUR BETS!
LOVINGCRITTERETS
cONsUE
Wow Wiredob....did you have to make it quite that good? And to think I was the one that encouraged you to join we few!
Your poem was so good.....but you understand....we have to humor Norm, Wiredob.....he easily loses it.....and may have a fit!
I say it's a tie....but then I'm not the judge....we need a vote here folks who receives the fudge made with chalk that is!!!

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