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[aid] => mick
[title] => Bar-B-Que
[time] => 2002-08-11 14:34:18
[hometext] => I work in a Bar-B-Que place... there's nothing that tastes as good as good Southern BBQ.... but there's not one single smell on the planet that clings as bad.... hope this one makes you laugh as much as it makes me cringe...
[bodytext] => The Bar-B-Que smell has penetrated my clothing,
It's even stuck to my hair, No matter how hard I try to get it off, That smell is simply EVERYWHERE! The smell has infested my car, It's all over my home, And I swear, no matter how impossible, That my friends smell it even over the phone! It clings to my textbooks, And it's stuck to my shoes, Trust me, this smell, Isn't good news!!! If I don't get this Bar-B-Que smell To FINALLY go away, I think I may end up being single Until my dying day!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!! ;) [comments] => 3 [counter] => 204 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ginsdance [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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