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[aid] => mick
[title] => Hell/'/s New Torment
[time] => 2020-05-09 20:57:57
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[bodytext] => When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned. Satan is using a new kind of torture, people are no longer being burned. It/'/s a rotten, terrible and cruel thing for Satan to do. Now he tortures people by forcing them to watch the new Doctor Who. I did some really bad things while I was on Earth and now I/'/m in Hell because of what I did. I/'/m being forced to watch the new Doctor Who and I can/'/t look away or even close my eyelids. I/'/ve always known that Adolf Hitler was evil but I was wrong when I thought that he/'/s tough. He screams like a little wimp as he watches the new Doctor Who TV show, it/'/s pretty rough. While I was on Earth, I was a liar, a thief and a despicable thug. Now I/'/d do anything if I could receive a blindfold and earplugs. As I/'/m being forced to watch the new Doctor Who, I scream and cry. I didn/'/t know that such a bad thing could happen when a person dies. I/'/ll tell people on Earth how to avoid my fate instead of just giving them a hint. They/'/d better be on their very best behavior because Hell has a new torment. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 34 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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