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[sid] => 186473
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Gimme My Damn Money
[time] => 2019-08-10 20:46:54
[hometext] => A fictional and funny poem.
[bodytext] => It/'/s that time of the month again, your rent is due. You/'/d better pay up or I/'/ll beat the hell out of you. Don/'/t try to get out of paying again, I don/'/t want to hear an excuse. Stop trying to get pity by saying you were a victim of sexual abuse. I want my money, I don/'/t want to hear excuses or lies. When it comes to giving me an excuse, don/'/t even try. Do I get my money or do you get a beating? Pay me or my fists are what you/'/ll be eating. You just insulted me, you said that I/'/m so fat that I look like the Goodyear Blimp. I just punched you in the face and you/'/ve started crying because you/'/re a wimp. Stop blubbering like a two year old, be mature like an adult. And I will permanently disable you if you hurl anymore insults. I/'/d like to avoid sending you to the emergency room and myself to jail. Just gimme my damn money, I/'/m getting tired of having to raise hell. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 51 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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