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[title] => Muppetry
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[bodytext] => I sat down to write a song in my wife*s thong
I wasn*t too far along before I realized something was wrong
Come to think of it, I don*t know how to write a song
I watched my neighbor walk out his door
As he walked away he kept saying hello
That seemed awful weird wouldn*t you know
Later I sat in the park all alone
Just me and my cell phone
That made me think of the guy who said hello
While he walked away
Oh I guess tomorrow is another day
A few minutes later a sheep faced lady with baby blues
Walked by my way slowly and said
How do you do?
So I whispered softly
Eye love Ewe
It*s as if she didn/'/t know what to do
After that we were pretty much through
On my journey back home
Some drunken buffoon handed me a yellow coin
Come to find out it was fools gold
At least that was what I was told.
Later that day I met a man who offered me hope
While he smoked his dope
I told him it was just too bizarre for me to cope
The lesson learned so far is
Never wear a thong
While you*re writing a song
"Peace"
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Muppetry
Contributed by
jamesstockdale
on
Saturday, 22nd December 2018 @ 03:30:52 PM in AEST
Topic:
oops
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I sat down to write a song in my wife*s thong
I wasn*t too far along before I realized something was wrong
Come to think of it, I don*t know how to write a song
I watched my neighbor walk out his door
As he walked away he kept saying hello
That seemed awful weird wouldn*t you know
Later I sat in the park all alone
Just me and my cell phone
That made me think of the guy who said hello
While he walked away
Oh I guess tomorrow is another day
A few minutes later a sheep faced lady with baby blues
Walked by my way slowly and said
How do you do?
So I whispered softly
Eye love Ewe
It*s as if she didn/'/t know what to do
After that we were pretty much through
On my journey back home
Some drunken buffoon handed me a yellow coin
Come to find out it was fools gold
At least that was what I was told.
Later that day I met a man who offered me hope
While he smoked his dope
I told him it was just too bizarre for me to cope
The lesson learned so far is
Never wear a thong
While you*re writing a song
"Peace"
Copyright ©
jamesstockdale
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2018-12-22 15:30:52] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Muppetry
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 23rd December 2018 @ 06:59:05 AM AEST (User
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sinewy, biting and
bitter words, I feel as though
you must feel as though I have
effaced your ideal, which is okay,
young man.
I know I get saddened by what
I write myself.
Touche
Peace Peace Peace! |
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Re: Muppetry
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 23rd December 2018 @ 07:35:42 AM AEST (User
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btw, some fool might posit
as if the were the ghost of Emily Dickinson,
through and through the veil that it was very
much expected of them,
to try with no fear,
to end up botching any attempt
at communicating, considering
such a foolhardy mission
would be stupid, so stupid as to be
stupendous
which is pretty darn stupid.
Peace peace peace peace peace
Your a great writer stockdale
young man given time
Peace! |
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Re: Muppetry
(User Rating: 1 ) by unknown_utopia on
Monday, 24th December 2018 @ 06:01:07 AM AEST (User
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never wear a thong period lol
had me giggling with the
wait a minute
*I dont know to write a song*
ha ha ha ha |
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Re: Muppetry
(User Rating: 1 ) by softerware on
Monday, 24th December 2018 @ 07:00:22 PM AEST (User
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WHOA James! You are becoming quite the comedian and I salute you on your departure from customary formats. New territory here and funny as can be. Just trying to picture you in a thong...you/'/ll have to shave your legs you know.
Thank you for such a wonderful and silly adventure. I needed that!
softerware |
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Re: Muppetry
(User Rating: 1 ) by alicewhite on
Friday, 28th December 2018 @ 06:13:06 PM AEST (User
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Lol the writing would have to be awfully small for a song to be written in your wife/'/s thong or come to think of it any thong lol depending on whereabouts you place the words I suppose, front or back and maybe the angle used might help words to fit, also a song of very few lyrics would be advisable, depending on the penned words she upon reading them I presume find it quite romantic or at worst absurd x I like the idea simply for the idea of it x great write. |
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Re: Muppetry
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Friday, 28th August 2020 @ 05:00:43 AM AEST (User
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//I remember when thongs were flip-flops. Just sayin`.
You thilly, ThimmyJah-himmy.
Thank you for another joyful read.
Me
😎 |
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