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[title] => Santa/'/s Awful Present
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[bodytext] => Santa/'/s elves told him that I/'/m a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show, not the new.
I became very upset when I got out of bed on Christmas Day.
Santa brought me some of the new Doctor Who on Blu-Ray.
When I found it under my tree, I lost control.
I got on a plane and I went to the North Pole.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show so I returned it.
Santa said he wasn/'/t going to take it back and I had a fit.
He said that it was a present that I would have to keep permanently.
Santa sure did end up being sorry that he said that to me.
The elves all laughed when I put those Blu-Rays where the sun didn/'/t shine.
Santa had to visit a proctologist and he said that I crossed the line.
He said that he was only going to give me coal from now on.
And he said he/'/s going to make his reindeers take dumps on my lawn.
I told Santa that would be much better than receiving the new Doctor Who.
Santa realized that putting those Blu-Rays under my tree was a bad thing to do.
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Santa's Awful Present
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Thursday, 20th December 2018 @ 02:04:52 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Santa/'/s elves told him that I/'/m a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show, not the new.
I became very upset when I got out of bed on Christmas Day.
Santa brought me some of the new Doctor Who on Blu-Ray.
When I found it under my tree, I lost control.
I got on a plane and I went to the North Pole.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show so I returned it.
Santa said he wasn/'/t going to take it back and I had a fit.
He said that it was a present that I would have to keep permanently.
Santa sure did end up being sorry that he said that to me.
The elves all laughed when I put those Blu-Rays where the sun didn/'/t shine.
Santa had to visit a proctologist and he said that I crossed the line.
He said that he was only going to give me coal from now on.
And he said he/'/s going to make his reindeers take dumps on my lawn.
I told Santa that would be much better than receiving the new Doctor Who.
Santa realized that putting those Blu-Rays under my tree was a bad thing to do.
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randyjohnson
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2018-12-20 14:04:52] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Santa's Awful Present
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 23rd December 2018 @ 07:46:20 AM AEST (User
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my friend is an elf, he/'/s six foot seven and weighs in at
two thirty five, he plays basketball in the NBA,
He told me Santa Clause gave up his slave like ways,
actually Santa was indicted, and btw, all those toys for good boys and girls, mostly they came from their own parents who paid for them, or made some of them, or aunts and uncles, or really really rich bastards trying to cheat the IRS by spending a teeny tiny bit of their wads of cheap gifts for poor children.
but that is bot what the meaning of Christmas is all about now is it.
your in the world and if you know,
you know, it could never be.
Peace!
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