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[sid] => 185412
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => SUPER FAT
[time] => 2018-09-05 22:54:53
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds. She got fat because she doesn/'/t know how to put her knife and fork down. She eats all of our food, and she eats the baking soda as well. If obesity was a crime, she/'/d spend two hundred years in jail. When she buys groceries, people go hungry because she buys all of the food. I have to hide because the empty refrigerator has put her in a very bad mood. She thought my hockey pucks were sausage patties, and they were devoured. I would confront her about her weight problem, but I/'/m too big of a coward. When we go to Food City, she cleans out the deli. She/'/s so fat that an airplane could land on her belly. She said when I won her heart, it was like winning first prize. I could agree with her but my mother taught me not to tell lies. I have to work three jobs to feed her, that/'/s something I don/'/t enjoy doing. When there is food in the house, it/'/s impossible for her to stop chewing. If I could/'/ve looked into the future, I wouldn/'/t have said I Do. Don/'/t laugh or make fun, the same thing might happen to you. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 63 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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