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[sid] => 185303
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Fake Rainmaker
[time] => 2018-07-24 21:09:26
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain. They said if there was no precipitation, I would be in a lot of pain. They were desperate for rain because of a three month drought. They actually paid me in full, I can/'/t believe they paid that amount. What they didn/'/t know was that when it comes to making rain, I don/'/t know what to do. Those hicks knocked all of my teeth out and now I can/'/t even chew. Those hillbillies also lit a match after dunking me in a barrel of kerosene. I knew they would be angry but I didn/'/t know they would be quite so mean. Now I/'/m in the hospital and I have 3rd degree burns. Don/'/t ever con hicks, that/'/s a lesson I have learned. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 77 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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