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[aid] => mick
[title] => GE Appliances
[time] => 2018-07-14 18:10:38
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[bodytext] => There/'/s something about my wife that astounds me. She won/'/t use any appliance unless it/'/s made by GE. I bought her a washing machine that was made by Whirlpool. That was a dumb decision and I soon learned that I/'/m a fool. My wife got so mad that she caved my head in with a claw hammer. Now she/'/s holding a grudge because she spent a year in the slammer. General Electric appliances are the only appliances she will use. I/'/ll remember that in the future because I don/'/t like to be abused. She demands GE appliances because GE brings good things to life. From now on, I/'/ll buy nothing but GE because I/'/m scared of my wife. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 100 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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