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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Delusion
[time] => 2018-04-26 04:04:18
[hometext] => The first job interview....
[bodytext] => I’m here for the job; let me see; What have you got to offer me? I live at home, but with this pay; I ‘ll get an apartment right away! How many holidays do I get? Do I have any vacation yet? Where’s the lunchroom? How long are my breaks? How many cigarette smokes can I take? How many sick days am I allowed? I’m going to need my medical NOW. How long before I get a raise? I have lots of bills to pay! I won’t need a locker; Just a desk. So I can sit down while I text. You’re going to take WHAT out of my pay? I won’t be needing a 401 K. Do I have to punch a clock? Or wear this uniform you’ve got? A workout gym would be real cool; Or just a spa and small whirlpool. I’ll need time off for Disneyland; You’ve got kids, you understand! Who is going to take my place; When I need to come in late? But mopping floors and washing pans Hurts my back and chaps my hands! When you can teach me how to be A CEO at 23. That job was just meant for me! --------------------------------------------- Look at my check; there’s nothing left! The government’s committed theft! What do they need my money for? They can always print some more! I can’t live on what you pay. And I don’t have time anyway. You can choose some other fool; I think Id rather stay in school. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 67 [topic] => 7 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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