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[sid] => 184101
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I don/'/t even have a gas oven
[time] => 2017-04-19 19:43:41
[hometext] => Polly put the kettle on we will all have a t party
[bodytext] => I back away from doors that open
Not knowing if its trick or treat
I think your a witch words I/'/ve often heard spoken
As if on repeat
On repeat till I speak
I/'/m not in a coven
I don/'/t even have a gas oven
I think that I/'/m much more
Like Sylvia Plath
Jewish or not
Jumping jack flash
Frying pan calling kettle black
Atcha Hitlers its a
gas gas gas
Black magik black mass
Gas mask
I lost my shoe at the ball
Try n make it fit
Your ugly feet
Too big too small
Call me a witch
Ur another kind of fool
[comments] => 4
[counter] => 334
[topic] => 56
[informant] => alicewhite
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I don't even have a gas oven
Contributed by
alicewhite
on
Wednesday, 19th April 2017 @ 07:43:41 PM in AEST
Topic:
sarcasticpoetry
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I back away from doors that open
Not knowing if its trick or treat
I think your a witch words I/'/ve often heard spoken
As if on repeat
On repeat till I speak
I/'/m not in a coven
I don/'/t even have a gas oven
I think that I/'/m much more
Like Sylvia Plath
Jewish or not
Jumping jack flash
Frying pan calling kettle black
Atcha Hitlers its a
gas gas gas
Black magik black mass
Gas mask
I lost my shoe at the ball
Try n make it fit
Your ugly feet
Too big too small
Call me a witch
Ur another kind of fool
Copyright ©
alicewhite
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2017-04-19 19:43:41] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: I don't even have a gas oven
(User Rating: 1 ) by Invierno on
Thursday, 20th April 2017 @ 10:15:57 AM AEST (User
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A thread of sanity is in this. I need to re-read it several times. You always surprise me with your references...in a pleasant way.
I get a little thrill when I see a poem with your name; it/'/s like a present that I have no idea what/'/s inside.
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Re: I don't even have a gas oven
(User Rating: 1 ) by JamesStockdale on
Thursday, 20th April 2017 @ 05:40:03 PM AEST (User
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Mike said it best. We get a surprise with every poem. Sort of like a prize in your cereal or cracker jacks... Lovely!!!! |
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Re: I don't even have a gas oven
(User Rating: 1 ) by ming on
Friday, 21st April 2017 @ 10:06:24 AM AEST (User
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Another great one Alice!
ming |
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Re: I don't even have a gas oven
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Saturday, 13th May 2017 @ 05:53:21 AM AEST (User
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wow gem like
wow wow holy wow
nah, your not
a witch at all!!!
round any corner
late at any time
still sit the stars
waiting for the t pot s
whistle to blow
here have a good
slow sip
And the t cups will
wash themselves
or they just wont
wow
Peace!
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