Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com - Read, Rate, Comment on, or Submit Poetry. Browse Poetry Forums, or just enjoy other parts of our poetic community.
One of the largest databases of poetry on the net, now over 198,500+ poems!
Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com    Poems On Site: 198,500+   Comments On Poems: 427,000+   Forum Posts: 105,000+
Custom Search
  Welcome ! Home  ·  FAQ  ·  Topics  ·  Web Links  ·  Your Account  ·  Submit Poetry  ·  Top 30  ·  OldSite Link 02-June 20:52:58 AEST  
  Menu
  Home
· Micks Shop
· Our eBay Store· Error Submit
 Poetry
· Submit Poetry
· Least Read Poems
· Topics
· Members Listing
· Old Site Post 2001
· Old Site Pre 2001
· Poetry Archive
· Public Domain Poetry
 Stories
· Stories (NEW ! )
· Submit Story
· Story Topics
· Stories Archive
· Story Search
  Community
· Our Poetry Forums
· Our Arcade
100's of Games !

  Site Help
· FAQ
· Feedback

  Members Areas
· Your Account
· Members Journals
· Premium Sign-Up
  Premium Section
· Special Section
· Premium Poems
· Premium Submit
· Premium Search
· Premium Top
· Premium Archive
· Premium Topics
 Fun & Games

· Jokes
· Bubble Puzzle
· ConnectN
· Cross Word
· Cross Word Easy
· Drag Puzzle
· Word Hunt
 Reference
· Dictionary
· Dictionary (Rhyming)
· Site Updates
· Content
· Special Content
 Search
· Search
· Web Links
· All Links
 Top
· Top 30
  Help This Site
· Donations
 Others
· Recipes
· Moderators
Our Other Sites
· Embroidery Design Store
· Your Jokes
· Special Urls
· JM Embroideries
· Public Domain Poetry and Stories
· Diamond Dotz
· Cooking Info and Recipes
· Quoof - Australian Story

  Social

Array ( [sid] => 183674 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Thorazine And Revolving Doors [time] => 2016-10-20 16:37:05 [hometext] => just something funny I thought of while browsing the employment section. [bodytext] =>

frazzled photo 73fba60d01e80752fca5403402979498.jpg



With all my marbles in tact and in the bag
I walk into the Health Center ...
Mental Health Center I should have specified.
I am accused of losing them.

They were there
when I got caught in the revolving door.
So was that cumbersome back pack.

NO GROCERY CARTS
the sign said,
so I left it outside.

I was there to apply for employment
I wanted the job of Professional Navigator.
Helping people navigate their way
in and around social services.

There are many obstacles to overcome.

The Thorazine makes me sleepy
I can`t pick up my feet
to take off these fuzzy slippers.

I am not losing my marbles.
They`re in a net bag
down inside the backpack.

The shooter is bigger than the rest.
Such a pretty blue when you tilt your head
and hold it up to the sun.

I wish I could get the backpack
out of the revolving door.
[comments] => 2 [counter] => 84 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ever1der [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Thorazine And Revolving Doors

Contributed by ever1der on Thursday, 20th October 2016 @ 04:37:05 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry





frazzled photo 73fba60d01e80752fca5403402979498.jpg



With all my marbles in tact and in the bag
I walk into the Health Center ...
Mental Health Center I should have specified.
I am accused of losing them.

They were there
when I got caught in the revolving door.
So was that cumbersome back pack.

NO GROCERY CARTS
the sign said,
so I left it outside.

I was there to apply for employment
I wanted the job of Professional Navigator.
Helping people navigate their way
in and around social services.

There are many obstacles to overcome.

The Thorazine makes me sleepy
I can`t pick up my feet
to take off these fuzzy slippers.

I am not losing my marbles.
They`re in a net bag
down inside the backpack.

The shooter is bigger than the rest.
Such a pretty blue when you tilt your head
and hold it up to the sun.

I wish I could get the backpack
out of the revolving door.




Copyright © ever1der ... [ 2016-10-20 16:37:05]
(Date/Time posted on site)





Advertisments:






Previous Posted Poem         | |         Next Posted Poem


 
Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title etc.
Re: Thorazine And Revolving Doors (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 21st October 2016 @ 01:55:15 AM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
This truly brought me chuckles.

Thank you.

Tim


Re: Thorazine And Revolving Doors (User Rating: 1 )
by unknown_utopia on Friday, 21st October 2016 @ 03:39:10 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
having worked for the state
[for to many years]
this made me laugh also.




While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url). Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.

Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©

Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster

All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.

Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com