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[aid] => mick
[title] => The short list
[time] => 2016-05-29 01:02:32
[hometext] => Random thoughts and mini-rhymes (Limerettes)
[bodytext] => I love the smell of summer grass; Unless I have to mow it. I’m glad to spend all day at rhyme; As long as I’m the poet. ----------------------------------------- Goosebumps make me lumpy; Hiccups keep me hocking! Toenails don’t do anything; But poke holes in my stockings! ----------------------------------------- Both surgeons and mechanics; Keep our motors humming; But surgeons have to tune us up; While the engines running. ----------------------------------------- Kids and water are a match; To separate, add soap. All those pretty bubbles; Are from the soap, we hope! ----------------------------------------- Thank goodness for umbrellas; That keep us dry for hours; So we can hurry safely home; And jump into the shower. ----------------------------------------- I don’t know why my eyes close; Every time I sneeze; I don’t know where my lap goes; When I put down my knees. ---------------------------------------- What you don’t know won’t hurt you; Though many will insist; Until you meet a rattlesnake; Ignorance is bliss. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 149 [topic] => 7 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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