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Array ( [sid] => 181588 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Suggestions [time] => 2015-08-16 02:16:49 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Remember
these are just suggestions
of what you can do
to destroy
the mental and physical
health of your Child
legally

Suggestion 1
As soon as your child is born
find the nearest heavy traffic area near you
the best ones are in the citys or near big industrial areas
to find them is not difficult check the internet
or listen to the traffic updates on the radio


Suggestion 2
dont carry your child
buy a buggy
because all buggys are on about the same level
as the exhaust pipes of cars and trucks
the hotter the day the better
because the poisonous fumes
that come from the cars and trucks
stay lower for longer
it is better for your child
they get the full effect


Suggestion 3
When you start feeding your child
always check the label what i like to call
the chemical list
the more chemicals the better
they userly go together with pretty packageing
if your not to sure
check the websites
for harmfull chemicals in food
you cant go wrong
the same goes for drinks
if your giving your child a plastic bottle
to drink from
put the bottle in the sun for a few hours
you will be amazed
how many chemicals leach from the plasic bottle
into your childs drink


Suggestion 4
When your child is at school age
its time to look at the heavy traffic areas again
there are many schools in these areas
so there is plenty to chose from
the best why to find the right school
for your child
is to take a white bed sheet
hang it up in the playground in the morning
then look at it at the end of the day
the blacker the sheet the better the school


Suggestion 5
When you take your child
for a trip to the beach
before you go
check the internet
there are websites that show you where
there is polution in the sand and sea
sewage polution
would be better
it has everything that you need
and dont foget the harmful chemicals
in your home
i suggest you dubble
the amount that you use
Well these are all of the legal suggestions
i can think of
i know what most of you are thinking
what is this guy talking about
we dont need to look on the net or take white sheets
to our childs school
we do all these things atomatically
But dont forget ladies
there are some mothers who dont know
here is a small list of the ones
who would like to thank you
for doing these things to your children
but are to embarrassed to say
so ill name them for you
Phychologists
specially the child phychologists
Why
more work lots of work
orthodox doctors
and their best friends the drug companys
more profit
more field testing
more drugs
for your child
and last but not least
your government thanks you

WHY
DO YOU ASSUME
THERE ARE NO GAPS
IN YOUR THINKING
WHY
DO YOU BELIEVE
YOU HAVE A CONTINOUS LINE
WHY IS IT
WHEN YOU ARE PUSHED
ON YOUR COMMON SENSE THINKING
YOU BREAK DOWN
AND SCREAM
LIKE A CHILD










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Suggestions

Contributed by drone on Sunday, 16th August 2015 @ 02:16:49 AM in AEST
Topic: Lifepoems



Remember
these are just suggestions
of what you can do
to destroy
the mental and physical
health of your Child
legally

Suggestion 1
As soon as your child is born
find the nearest heavy traffic area near you
the best ones are in the citys or near big industrial areas
to find them is not difficult check the internet
or listen to the traffic updates on the radio


Suggestion 2
dont carry your child
buy a buggy
because all buggys are on about the same level
as the exhaust pipes of cars and trucks
the hotter the day the better
because the poisonous fumes
that come from the cars and trucks
stay lower for longer
it is better for your child
they get the full effect


Suggestion 3
When you start feeding your child
always check the label what i like to call
the chemical list
the more chemicals the better
they userly go together with pretty packageing
if your not to sure
check the websites
for harmfull chemicals in food
you cant go wrong
the same goes for drinks
if your giving your child a plastic bottle
to drink from
put the bottle in the sun for a few hours
you will be amazed
how many chemicals leach from the plasic bottle
into your childs drink


Suggestion 4
When your child is at school age
its time to look at the heavy traffic areas again
there are many schools in these areas
so there is plenty to chose from
the best why to find the right school
for your child
is to take a white bed sheet
hang it up in the playground in the morning
then look at it at the end of the day
the blacker the sheet the better the school


Suggestion 5
When you take your child
for a trip to the beach
before you go
check the internet
there are websites that show you where
there is polution in the sand and sea
sewage polution
would be better
it has everything that you need
and dont foget the harmful chemicals
in your home
i suggest you dubble
the amount that you use
Well these are all of the legal suggestions
i can think of
i know what most of you are thinking
what is this guy talking about
we dont need to look on the net or take white sheets
to our childs school
we do all these things atomatically
But dont forget ladies
there are some mothers who dont know
here is a small list of the ones
who would like to thank you
for doing these things to your children
but are to embarrassed to say
so ill name them for you
Phychologists
specially the child phychologists
Why
more work lots of work
orthodox doctors
and their best friends the drug companys
more profit
more field testing
more drugs
for your child
and last but not least
your government thanks you

WHY
DO YOU ASSUME
THERE ARE NO GAPS
IN YOUR THINKING
WHY
DO YOU BELIEVE
YOU HAVE A CONTINOUS LINE
WHY IS IT
WHEN YOU ARE PUSHED
ON YOUR COMMON SENSE THINKING
YOU BREAK DOWN
AND SCREAM
LIKE A CHILD














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Re: Suggestions (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 16th August 2015 @ 02:54:42 AM AEST
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"WHY
DO YOU ASSUME
THERE ARE NO GAPS
IN YOUR THINKING
"WHY
DO YOU BELIEVE
YOU HAVE A CONTINOUS LINE
WHY IS IT
WHEN YOU ARE PUSHED
ON YOUR COMMON SENSE THINKING
YOU BREAK DOWN
AND SCREAM
LIKE A CHILD"

This last question just doesn't seem to fit.
What do I as a parent have to do with
going mad and smoking a joint once in a while because of what the other parents have done?
Hell, I stopped Assuming at the ripe age of five
being the youngest of nine and then ransacked freely
afterwards most my life.

Just like a child... and what the hell is wrong with that?

Peace!


Re: Suggestions (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 16th August 2015 @ 05:19:24 AM AEST
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Holy *****!!! All the misspellings!!!! You need to cut back on your fumes. Just a suggestion.


Re: Suggestions (User Rating: 1 )
by Archie on Monday, 24th August 2015 @ 03:43:02 AM AEST
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This is a sad but true poem and it is true for adults too. You use sarcasm well.




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