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[sid] => 181321
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => MIME
[time] => 2015-06-20 19:38:38
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => A thug was set free even though he committed a crime. The reason why he was set free was because I'm a Mime. I was on the witness stand but because I'm a Mime, I wouldn't talk. I take my job way too seriously and that was why that criminal walked. Because I wouldn't testify, everybody in the courtroom started to yell. The judge was so mad that he found me in contempt and put me in jail. People are still angry because I wouldn't give my testimony. My wife divorced me and now I have to pay her alimony. If I hadn't taken my job so seriously, that criminal would be rotting in prison. I'm going to get a new career because that's something that needs to be done. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 167 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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