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[sid] => 18059
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => The Live-in Lady
[time] => 2003-05-26 22:05:00
[hometext] => Q..Who was that lady I saw you with? A..That's no lady, that's.. etc. [bodytext] => The lady I live with, she knows how to yell At least twice a week, she's giving me hell, At least twice a week, she casting a spell, Which makes me a winner in game 'Show and Tell.' There's no way to hide the bad things I do There's no way to cheat. I better be true. If I want some black but she wants some blue, If I get my way, then I'm sure to rue. It's up and it's down, but level it ain't, It cannot be other, if I ain't no saint. Come on my bucko, look at the fact, I'm lucky she stays..the way that I act. I ain't the one..to grimace and carp, she's the one who strums on the harp, An angel she be, 'cause she gets the brunt of the stupid things she has to confront. That's enough of deprecation, I should take her on vacation, Treat her like the queen she be, And hope she'll always stay with me. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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