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[sid] => 180101
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[aid] => mick
[title] => The last dare
[time] => 2014-12-22 00:31:18
[hometext] => True story of my first commander ride and a lesson to be learned... Be careful what you ask for because you might actually get it!
[bodytext] => We bought an ATV But it was clear to me That I had no real intention Of driving that contraption I did it on a dare To get me out of there Once I got behind the wheel I made the tires squeal My blood began to pump So I jumped a monstrous stump Down the trail we started out "Not too fast!" I heard him shout So I stomped down on the gas Til the engine gave a blast As that buggy gained some speed I felt a change in me No longer did I dread That I could end up dead After circling round and round With no puddles to be found I chose a different path Incurring heated wrath For up there straight ahead Lay a muddy old streambed Pedal to the metal Down in the seat I settled I aimed right down the middle And he began to fiddle Then he began to pray So I quickly looked away By now you should surmise That water it did rise An eight foot wall of muck Our OFV it struck With mud coming out my nose And stuck between my toes I just began to laugh He thought me clearly daft Before I could repeat He jumped out of his seat And walked back to his truck Muttering about his luck. He now bought a single quad so he doesn't have to ride with me any more LOL! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 152 [topic] => 7 [informant] => kmec1990 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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