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Yeah I'll eat that, who gives a ####

From the desk of a skinny fat dude

An appetite that rivals a small horse
I can throw peanut butter on pizza, without remorse

From the desk of a skinny fat dude

In spite of all this food, and beer
I turn sideways, and disappear

From the desk of a skinny fat dude

But as soon as I lift my shirt, I'm attacked
At the empty sight of my one pack

From the desk of a skinny fat dude

My muscles have the consistency of wet newspaper
And so, the ladies say, "see you later"

I go to the gym to pump, not to talk
And then a 40 minute run turns into a 20 minute walk

From the desk of a skinny fat dude
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From The Desk of a Skinny Fat Dude

Contributed by Beyfoxman5 on Tuesday, 18th November 2014 @ 05:08:49 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

My stomach, for it is a bottomless pit
Yeah I'll eat that, who gives a ####

From the desk of a skinny fat dude

An appetite that rivals a small horse
I can throw peanut butter on pizza, without remorse

From the desk of a skinny fat dude

In spite of all this food, and beer
I turn sideways, and disappear

From the desk of a skinny fat dude

But as soon as I lift my shirt, I'm attacked
At the empty sight of my one pack

From the desk of a skinny fat dude

My muscles have the consistency of wet newspaper
And so, the ladies say, "see you later"

I go to the gym to pump, not to talk
And then a 40 minute run turns into a 20 minute walk

From the desk of a skinny fat dude

Copyright Â© Beyfoxman5 ... [ 2014-11-18 17:08:49]
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Re: From The Desk of a Skinny Fat Dude (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Tuesday, 18th November 2014 @ 09:49:43 PM AEST
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This is so fun! Love the repetition, returning to the theme! Peanut butter on pizza, huh? Gotta try that. How do you get it to stick?

My favorite line (image) "At the empty sight of my one pack"..had me in stitches..
Thanks for such an entertaining read. This is better than stand up!
softerware

Re: From The Desk of a Skinny Fat Dude (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 19th November 2014 @ 01:19:11 AM AEST
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lol...funny! Thanks!

Tim

Re: From The Desk of a Skinny Fat Dude (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Wednesday, 19th November 2014 @ 01:53:49 PM AEST
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with this title i had to read it! it is so very clever and funny:)

hugs n' love nessa

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