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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Glider Ride
[time] => 2014-06-08 02:34:34
[hometext] => My Surprise Birthday Ride in a Glider Plane
[bodytext] => Up in the air
Gliding up there
You have to believe what you can’t see at all;
Won’t let you fall!
Cut through the wind;
By nothingness pinned!
It kicks at your belly, tossing you well!
You’re a salad from hell!
I’m not satisfied
That because birds can fly
This old painted box can
Stay in the sky!
It’s rock hard below;
And I’m up here, hello!
Trusting mechanics, and aerodynamics,
And what do they know?
They're safe on the ground
While we’re heaven-bound—
With a pilot from hell who likes
Horseing around!
They call it a joystick;
Well, it's made me airsick;
So I’ll take this sack, and I’ll be right back;
NO! Don’t do an air trick!
Oh please bring it down!
Put feets on the ground!
I’m green in the derma; and fervently longing
For sweet terra firma!
If you do a roll
I’ll hock up my soul;
Trust me, my money’s worth
isn’t my goal!
This ride is over, pal!
Head for the clover!
I’m cured of grandstanding;
And you won’t get paid if you
Don’t make a landing!
My feet feel like twigs;
Let me outta this rig!
No, I’m NOT grazing!
I'm keeping the promise I made if I lived!
"Thank you my sweet
For this swell birthday treat!
the flight was sublime;
You must do it next time,
It’ll be on my dime! "
(YOU be the view-king!
YOU do the puking!
YOU take the thumps that raise
bumps on your skin!
Cause I will be damned;
If you’ll get me crammed
Into a glider plane ever again!)
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The Glider Ride
Contributed by
softerware
on
Sunday, 8th June 2014 @ 02:34:34 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Up in the air
Gliding up there
You have to believe what you can’t see at all;
Won’t let you fall!
Cut through the wind;
By nothingness pinned!
It kicks at your belly, tossing you well!
You’re a salad from hell!
I’m not satisfied
That because birds can fly
This old painted box can
Stay in the sky!
It’s rock hard below;
And I’m up here, hello!
Trusting mechanics, and aerodynamics,
And what do they know?
They're safe on the ground
While we’re heaven-bound—
With a pilot from hell who likes
Horseing around!
They call it a joystick;
Well, it's made me airsick;
So I’ll take this sack, and I’ll be right back;
NO! Don’t do an air trick!
Oh please bring it down!
Put feets on the ground!
I’m green in the derma; and fervently longing
For sweet terra firma!
If you do a roll
I’ll hock up my soul;
Trust me, my money’s worth
isn’t my goal!
This ride is over, pal!
Head for the clover!
I’m cured of grandstanding;
And you won’t get paid if you
Don’t make a landing!
My feet feel like twigs;
Let me outta this rig!
No, I’m NOT grazing!
I'm keeping the promise I made if I lived!
"Thank you my sweet
For this swell birthday treat!
the flight was sublime;
You must do it next time,
It’ll be on my dime! "
(YOU be the view-king!
YOU do the puking!
YOU take the thumps that raise
bumps on your skin!
Cause I will be damned;
If you’ll get me crammed
Into a glider plane ever again!)
Copyright ©
softerware
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2014-06-08 02:34:34]
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Re: The Glider Ride
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 8th June 2014 @ 03:08:01 AM AEST
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wow, always wondered about those silent
light-wing birds.
See them once in a while when I hike in those hills, no you don't hear them, easy they might be to miss. High density/low density altitudes,
As altitude increase high density air decreases
whoa, lot to think about.
sicker than sailing for the first time on a windy day in the ocean I think I might become.
Rather go with hot air balloon and have a nice picnic, a table for four, don't hang off the side
we got a bucket for that.
This kind of made me nauseous, right quick.
Thanks!
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Re: The Glider Ride
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by RussellReinhardt on
Sunday, 8th June 2014 @ 02:05:44 PM AEST
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Awe so sweat wish I was you for a moment can't remember when last I flew one of those its probably the most balanced aircraft ever and you do feel like a bird you lucky fish in the sky. All be it late happy birthday hugs
Greetings
Rus
PS had a good laugh thanks ;-) |
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Re: The Glider Ride
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by JackM on
Sunday, 8th June 2014 @ 02:33:53 PM AEST
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This is a great write. Loved it. As a pilot, you've made we now wonder if any of my passengers were thinking what you so eloquently and delightfully expressed.
Although, no one has puked on me, yet.
haha
JM |
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Re: The Glider Ride
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by unknown_utopia on
Sunday, 8th June 2014 @ 07:51:54 PM AEST
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I would have been scared to death,
Happy Birthday
Gemini's rule. |
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Re: The Glider Ride
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by ladyfawn on
Sunday, 8th June 2014 @ 10:14:30 PM AEST
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lol@salad from hell! thank you for the 'trip' now i
may live vicariously thru your great adventure!
lmao! you make me laugh girl! btw this is a
flawless write:)
hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: The Glider Ride
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 9th June 2014 @ 01:13:02 AM AEST
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I'm thinking you didn't like your birthday present. o.O
This was very fah-nee and a joy to ride....er read.
I can so relate to: It’s rock hard below heeheehee! I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of the landing after the fall!
Thanks for the chuckles. Happy Birthday! |
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Re: The Glider Ride
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by Ramfire on
Monday, 23rd June 2014 @ 04:44:14 PM AEST
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Now I know for sure I'n not going to take a glider ride. Give me Huel Howser every time for an armchair adventure.
ramfire |
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Re: The Glider Ride
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by TheDreamer on
Friday, 4th July 2014 @ 01:10:41 AM AEST
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Well you've taken us all on a wonderful ride with this!
"your a salad from hell" - What a wonderful quote haha!!
A truly wonderful write. |
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Re: The Glider Ride
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by Pogivic on
Sunday, 15th March 2015 @ 12:39:10 PM AEST
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| I like this. Guess I could have written something similar after my first plane ride but in time I came to enjoy flying. The first few times are the worst. I know that relief of placing my feet on the ground after a nerve racking flight. Thanks for sharing this. |
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