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[sid] => 17697
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Norm's Limerick Quartet #2
[time] => 2003-05-17 07:35:00
[hometext] => These are a lot of fun to construct
[bodytext] => This viking just loved to attack,
To Greenland, he wouldn't go back, This terrible clown created a town He sure called it, "Hack-and-Sack." ---------------------------------- I once knew a girl from Z Place Who loved the thrill of a race, she'd run in the park every night, after dark She was looking for someone to chase. ---------------------------------- I once knew a fellow, a clown Who said, "Turn a frown upside down, To do what he said, I stood on my head, And like Jack..got a broken crown. ---------------------------------- I wonder if Gimbel's told Macy That limericks had to be racy I'm not sure they do And show public, too I'd be chased all my life by Dick Tracy [comments] => 1 [counter] => 142 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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