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[title] => The perfect stocking filler
[time] => 2012-11-16 08:15:01
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[bodytext] => The perfect stocking filler Hello, old friend, it’s Christmas once again This year you’ve hardly been around You never call, we never face book chat But it is Christmas time now, forgive and forget, bar humbug I thought I’d get you something cool Something that represents out friendship I found it in Banjosandwitch’s gift catalogue The gift for slackers never around As useful as you’ve been to me this year A gift to say, I can’t be assed Your Christmas chocolate butt plug is on its way To the *****tiest friend in the world today Merry Christmas *****! Please feel free to send this poem to any friend who you think would love a chocolate butt plug from Banjosandwitch’s Christmas Catalogue, lol By banjosandwitch 16/11/12 [comments] => 0 [counter] => 86 [topic] => 7 [informant] => banjosandwitch [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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