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[aid] => mick
[title] => My daughter's wrong dress day OMG
[time] => 2012-05-11 08:25:55
[hometext] => my girls all seem to take turns at messing with dads head,today was my fourteen year olds turn I guess,what a way to start a day
[bodytext] => another day in paradise as I sit here with this grin I'm gonna turn this into a poem so I think I should begin my daughter came up to me wearing a pretty black dress she said mom said I can wear this as I sat their unimpressed so I sat their for a moment wondered how to make her see if one boy makes the wrong comment it hurts her pride & dignity so I say your only fourteen the dress is pretty but way to much it will give the wrong impression to the faculty & such well that quickly she got mad & stormed back threw the house so much for being peaceful or quite as a mouse I feel I'm defending her honor trying to protect her pride the dress was to revealing in ways you cannot hide so I tried to explain to her that she is moving way to fast she jumped up very mad at me & said you just like being an ass I just said you're right dear the best job I've ever had now get up & change your clothes because I am still the dad the hot shot poet [comments] => 1 [counter] => 146 [topic] => 65 [informant] => thehotshotpoet [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => toughstuff )
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