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[aid] => mick
[title] => That Bastard Fly
[time] => 2012-04-16 08:14:25
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[bodytext] => As I sit at my desk and I work on my first novel, I see a fly, I acknowledge the fly as it lands on my left hand, “***** off, I’m trying to work!” I shout as I unsuccessfully try to kill it with my right, Off it flies, this time landing on my pen which is yet to touch the paper, I swing for it again and yet again I miss, The fly laughs at me as he takes off again and lands on my paper, Once more I attempt to squash its guts all over my unwritten novel, This time he flies up on to my shelf, I can see him looking down at me, “How can you write a novel if you’re being outsmarted by a fly?” He smarmily asks, I put the pen down and walk away; I’ll leave the novel writing to the flies. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 154 [topic] => 6 [informant] => theurbanpoet [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry )
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