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DON’T PLAY WITH FOOD
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Wednesday, 28th March 2012 @ 11:01:59 PM in AEST
Topic:
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A burglar came up to my door
And asked did I lose my cat?
I dont steal little kittys
And so Im bringing her back.
A spotted leopard chased a deer
And I thought this wont be good.
But little did I know that big cat
Only wanted to play with food.
A puppy, a kitty, a hamster, a bunny,
Sit on my porch when it is sunny.
Two wiggle their noses, one naps with a snore,
And kitty is puzzled by the mouse on the floor.
A rooster is leading some hens and some chicks,
Across an old board, over water, nice trick.
A duck floats right by with five chicks on her back.
I asked wheres she going, and I only heard Quack.
Three froggies are croaking at dawn in the swamp.
They watch out for gators who sometimes go chomp!
But the gators growl groggily and sometimes they snort.
They wont bother the froggies, they hate to get warts.
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Re: DON’T PLAY WITH FOOD
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by Sir_Odd87 on
Friday, 30th March 2012 @ 01:31:07 AM AEST
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| An amusing post, to say the least. Took me a second to actually connect the poem to the pictures. |
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