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[aid] => mick
[title] => I’VE NEVER
[time] => 2012-03-26 00:10:13
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[bodytext] => I’ve never sinned in my whole life. And I’ve never told a lie. I have never stolen anything Or made anybody cry. I’ve never looked at any girl Or held lust in my heart. I never judged my fellow man, And I never fell apart. I never coveted my neighbors things, Like the corvette parked in his drive. I never made fun of anyone For I don’t speak any jive! My grandson said it was opposites day, That’s what brought me to this verse. For to say I’ve never done those things, I simply must rehearse. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 100 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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