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[aid] => mick
[title] => DADDY TAUGHT ME
[time] => 2012-03-10 21:09:26
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[bodytext] => My daddy taught me this here joke When I was only nine. And since the day I heard it I’ve told it a thousand times. He told me of a little boy Others picked on all the time. He was victimized by bullies And other spoiled little rotten slimes. The little boy saw a bully coming, Who was the meanest one of all. He looked like a football player, And by far was the most tall. The boy threw his hat onto the road And squatted down beside. When the bully was close enough He reached his little hand right inside. “What have you there?” asked the bully. “Why it’s the worlds greatest fastest bird. I guess I am the quickest boy, Listen closely and it can be heard!” “I want that bird” yelled the bully. The little boy said “you must be quick!” “Lift the hat up slowly stick your hand in fast, Or the bird will play on you a nasty trick.” The bully lifted the hat up, Then thrust his hand inside so speedily. He pulled his hand out to find cow patties Covering his arms down to his knees. The little boy yelled as he was running, Giggling the whole time on his way, “He was the fastest bird in the world friend, He’s done pooped and gone, so crap on you today.” [comments] => 2 [counter] => 85 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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