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[aid] => mick
[title] => BEANIE WEENIES
[time] => 2012-03-02 06:25:16
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[bodytext] => A can of Beanie Weenies Is a gas man’s perfect snack. It’s o.k. to walk beside him, But never walk behind his back. An ice cold bottle of 7-UP Needs a straw so you can slurp. But in only a few seconds time, I always have to burp. I love my salt and pepper. If you offer I will say “please.” Just stand away for a second or two, For it’s certain that I will sneeze. I ate spoiled food for lunch today. That is just my kind of luck. But I won’t say what happened next, It’s not polite to say upchuck! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 99 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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