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High in vitamins and proteins
But must be cooked quite well,
If humans are to eat them,
Near outhouses and water wells.

Armadillos and raccoons
Along with opossum and deer,
And alligators on occasion,
Are served at tables there.

Skunks we draw the line at,
Unless it’s sausage made.
Turtles make a great soup,
You can eat it every day.

I bet your mouth is watering,
So head down to the swamp.
We’re going python hunting,
So be careful where you stomp.

Dillos are Florida chicken
No matter how it’s cooked.
Whether you catch it under your tires,
Or with a treble hook.

If you’re a vegetarian,
Crunching carrots with your teeth.
I bet we all can change your mind
With the delicious meat we eat!
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FLORIDA CHICKEN

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Friday, 17th February 2012 @ 10:01:24 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



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High in vitamins and proteins
But must be cooked quite well,
If humans are to eat them,
Near outhouses and water wells.

Armadillos and raccoons
Along with opossum and deer,
And alligators on occasion,
Are served at tables there.

Skunks we draw the line at,
Unless it’s sausage made.
Turtles make a great soup,
You can eat it every day.

I bet your mouth is watering,
So head down to the swamp.
We’re going python hunting,
So be careful where you stomp.

Dillos are Florida chicken
No matter how it’s cooked.
Whether you catch it under your tires,
Or with a treble hook.

If you’re a vegetarian,
Crunching carrots with your teeth.
I bet we all can change your mind
With the delicious meat we eat!




Copyright © robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2012-02-17 22:01:24]
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Friday, 17th February 2012 @ 11:05:15 PM AEST
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Just give me the friend chicken I'll pass on the rest.
smiles, blessings,
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Friday, 17th February 2012 @ 11:07:06 PM AEST
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I mean the real chicken like from Tyson.


Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN (User Rating: 1 )
by Ellewood on Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 06:25:31 AM AEST
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I think I would rather be a vegetarian! :)


Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN (User Rating: 1 )
by maverick47 on Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 01:01:35 PM AEST
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Outstandingly funny


Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN (User Rating: 1 )
by bmjones0555 on Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 02:43:45 PM AEST
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Very good and funny


Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN (User Rating: 1 )
by dvtpdw on Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 03:02:02 PM AEST
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I'm Florida born and bred, and I hear your words. Although I was never a meat eater in FL, I do remember my father hunting there. Great write, as usual, nice flow and imagery, and thanks for taking me home again, if only for a little while. God Bless. Thanks for sharing.


Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN (User Rating: 1 )
by JohnnyFallen on Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 10:32:20 PM AEST
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Hahaha! xD


Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN (User Rating: 1 )
by CARAAAAA on Wednesday, 7th March 2012 @ 12:31:31 AM AEST
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cute




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