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[aid] => mick
[title] => I AM THE MAN, THE BOSS!
[time] => 2012-02-05 06:06:18
[hometext] => A Parody Of The Honeymooners Television Series from the 50's. Everyone knew SHE was the boss.
[bodytext] => I am the man, I am the boss. There is no need to shout it. Men have the muscle and the brains, And are more cunning with their wit! When I was married four decades ago, It was important knowing who was boss. She’s never had to think twice. My words weren’t on her lost. When I vacuum the carpet, I always do it my own way. As I iron the laundry, I block out what she has to say. I fold our clothes the Army way, It was fine for Uncle Sam. I learned to do dishes on K P, So what is her gripe with me? I am the man, I am the boss. There is no need to shout it. Men have the muscle and the brains, And often times we may flout it! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 124 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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