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Array ( [sid] => 16977 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Nothingness Spoof [time] => 2003-05-04 01:25:00 [hometext] => I rate a poem for meter and content..
This poem has little of either
Like Conch bisque,
eat at your own risk [bodytext] => Up and over, under and out.
That's what I heard the beggermen shout.
No sense in asking what upstairs means
when it all adds up to a bag of beans.

If you're looking for sense
From junk worth a pense
no repeating something sans meaning
But nil and null and downward careening.

Realize, you please, the absolute truth?
You're better off eating a Baby Ruth.
At least you'll enjoy the chocolate and nuts
Nothing is nothing..no ifs ands and buts.

I could go on, if you have the strength.
drag this poem to an infinite length.
but I won't abuse our tenuous bond
by using your patience above and beyond. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 186 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Nothingness Spoof

Contributed by norm on Sunday, 4th May 2003 @ 01:25:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Up and over, under and out.
That's what I heard the beggermen shout.
No sense in asking what upstairs means
when it all adds up to a bag of beans.

If you're looking for sense
From junk worth a pense
no repeating something sans meaning
But nil and null and downward careening.

Realize, you please, the absolute truth?
You're better off eating a Baby Ruth.
At least you'll enjoy the chocolate and nuts
Nothing is nothing..no ifs ands and buts.

I could go on, if you have the strength.
drag this poem to an infinite length.
but I won't abuse our tenuous bond
by using your patience above and beyond.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-05-04 01:25:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Nothingness Spoof (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Sunday, 4th May 2003 @ 04:01:47 AM AEST
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i love it.. catchy flow:) hugs nessa

Re: Nothingness Spoof (User Rating: 1 )
by norm on Sunday, 4th May 2003 @ 10:23:24 AM AEST
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if you want to love a poem...
i like best my ode to
the gull-able

does one dare rate themselves?

Re: Nothingness Spoof (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Tuesday, 6th May 2003 @ 01:23:13 AM AEST
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I like this poem very much Norm.Nice flow and style!!
Michelle

Re: Nothingness Spoof (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Saturday, 12th July 2003 @ 03:29:16 AM AEST
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Fair comment and clever
as cunning as ever
yet boring not never
I'm wondering whether........

Should I try a spoof
if only to proof
I can write goof
yea verily foresoof

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