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[aid] => mick
[title] => THE CHRISTMAS PICKPOCKET!
[time] => 2011-12-19 10:31:52
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[bodytext] => I was in the store at Walmart To pick out a card just for you. At the register I reached for my wallet, It was gone, now what could I do? All left there was the biker chain I’d wear with my Harley attire. A pickpocket had taken my billfold, What a mean spirited Christmas Quagmire! To make this story as brief as I can, For I know you have shopping to do, The security cameras caught the crook Who looked an awful lot just like you! My mood had changed and I thought in vain Of some way to salvage my day. I’ll forward this letter with greetings, Hoping you won’t notice no card came your way! Merry Christmas Everyone! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 138 [topic] => 18 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Holiday Poetry )
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