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[aid] => mick
[title] => THE BUG RETURNS
[time] => 2011-11-26 16:13:41
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[bodytext] => Did you miss me While I was gone? We’re you celebrating With dance and song? Did you really think I’d be that long? If you did, Boy were you wrong! For a bug must do what’s best, And to everyone be a pest! So I tell you this because - Buzz Buzz! In twenty two hours Or maybe four, No one had even Knocked at my door. Unless you count Vicki Who is our friend. She left to go home again. Then there was a boy Selling magazines, The No Trespassing sign Was faded clean. Hanging there a spider web, Please don’t let it touch your head! Watch out for that bumble bee, Buzz Buzz, it’s me! My brother is a caterpillar, He got run over by the farmer’s tiller. It took off maybe fifty legs But now he’s good at mumbly peg! He still thinks that I’m a jerk, And I agree when it comes to work! He doesn’t like it when I laugh, When I see him step in horse crap! They may whinny when he walks by Afraid of the whip that he will try To smack them on their behinds, Often they are seen to cry. I am just kidding about the horse, It is my job of course, of course! If you don’t like it well that’s because, Buzz Buzz! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 56 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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