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[aid] => mick
[title] => NATIVE TONGUE!
[time] => 2011-11-17 17:36:59
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[bodytext] => My native tongue is African, Though I am American white. I took it from his mouth tonight. It was a cannibals delight! I burnt that tongue out on the grill. I ready myself for another kill. I’m so sorry I wasted the other. I wonder if he has a twin brother? You know I am not prejudiced. I hate everyone all the same. If I can’t speak their lingo, What’s the good in knowing their name. When people stop to talk to me, I go by with eyes toward ground. Some may call me stuck up, But gravity will pull me down. Cowboys they can buff a low. Do they sometimes buff a high? It has to be with picante sauce, From New York where it’s way too dry. The title is the funniest thing I have written on this page. That you went and read it all Should leave you in a rage. I had way too many bears, Er, I mean beers! Burp! This write is sick dry humor, Not a language you silly jerk! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 85 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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