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[sid] => 168625
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => PITY THE KITTY
[time] => 2011-11-16 01:07:22
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[bodytext] => I woke up one night sneezing and it simply would not stop. It happened every four or five seconds, my that is a lot of snot! I was air bussed to the Capital, to the hospital Walter Reed. Admitted to the Officers wing, with a General in the room with me. The General asked many questions, all answered with a sneeze. On the next day came those needles, about 600 I believe! The results did not come quickly, as they monitored my heart. I was there for many days, but I finally did depart. I finally received my answer, I was allergic to my daughter’s cat. They put me on light duty, the desk job made me fat! It is no simple allergy, as I go into anaphylactic shock. My lungs shut closed with fluids, then I’m a drowning jock! My little girl was told that Misty, her Kitty just had to go, I cried along right with her, and our hearts sunk oh so low. Today she owns a kitty, so I can’t enter her front door. My sister Teri has six cats, and sis Debbie has twenty four! If it was just a dogs world, I could visit friends and relatives. Even cat dander on someone’s clothes, I must leave if I’m to live! The cats now in my neighborhood, to their owners will not run. They run with glee when they see me, as if I had bid them “come!” When I open up my front door, be it daytime or late at night, I hear a chorus of Meow’s, then I simply must take flight. I don’t see my attraction, for there is nothing I know I do, Except of course I’m very good, at making a loud - Ah ah ah-Choooo! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 64 [topic] => 75 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => anguished )
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