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[aid] => mick
[title] => WOMEN SHOPPERS
[time] => 2011-11-07 17:51:02
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[bodytext] => She puts bread and eggs in the front seat. All else gets piled in the trunk. Beer was bought for her husband, He’s more mellow and sleepy when drunk. She stacks bleach and cleaners on the left side. The meats and cold things on the right. Now she must go home and prepare them, Then dirty dishes keep her up all night. In the store pushing kids in a large cart, The wheels wobbling loudly on tile. Her back aches when she must bend over, She wishes there were fewer aisles. Yes, women were made best for shopping. A man thinks it’s way too much work, Especially at Christmas or birthdays, Can’t they help us a little, those jerks? Retailers are thankful for women. There’s no better shoppers than you! Your purses are full of great coupons. But all men sit at home sipping brew! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 48 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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