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[bodytext] => If Pocahontas is red, and Mao is a bright yellow, What color would both be If they bathed in liquid jello? I miss my old girlfriend So my heart is sick and yearny. I’m lucky that she didn’t move All the way to old Glenn Burney! Questions questions questions, I should have been a teacher, But those that cannot read Often go on to be preachers. If your name is Nancy But you are a grown man, Please stay away from me, I’ve done all for you I can! Motorcycles have no pedals And yet we call them bikes. If we see a wall leak water, We often call them dykes! Yikes! People often laugh at me For something I have said. But I ask them to explain it, For it was jumbled in my head! I love peanut butter, But I also love grape jelly. The one thing that I really hate Is what they do to my old belly! Sometimes when I think I’m done I realize I never started. That truth really hits home When you learn that I just farted! Double talk, double talk, Boogety Boo, If you understand this you’re As sick as I am too! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 75 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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