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[title] => STRADDLING FENCES
[time] => 2011-10-09 22:14:22
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[bodytext] => Have you ever pushed a lawn mower And had one wheel fall in a rut? That’s worse than straddling a wooden fence To get a splinter in your butt! The future tense of marriage Is referred to as divorce. Many people will advise the young Instead just to buy a horse! Success can be found well before work Even if you are contrary, If the only place you look for it Is in a dictionary! A married man can open his mouth In his house or on his lawn, When the gals are busy talking, If he’s happy just to yawn! A bit of tobacco on a paper sheet, A flame at one end and some smoke will eke. And you can get filters that can make it cool, But at the other end you still have a fool! Never lick a steak knife or razor blade, For bandaids won’t stay on your tongue. We old farts don’t do such foolish things now, We did it all when we were young! BY: Robert Edgar Burns [comments] => 2 [counter] => 149 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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