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[aid] => mick
[title] => Ladies, ladies, ladies, please!
[time] => 2011-05-20 05:02:17
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[bodytext] => Ladies, ladies, ladies, please! Ladies, ladies, ladies, please! Your beauty brings me to my knees I bask in the length of your legs Wish I could climb the ladder in your tights Ladies, ladies, ladies, please! Don’t you own a skirt down to your knees? I van see your bum in that Makes me fall to the floor, splat! Ladies, ladies, ladies, please! That top is so revealing I can see your lungs I know it’s sunny and summer soon But they are bouncing like a bunny, honey My eyes are too and that is dangerous when walking down the high street Bouncing to the buskers beat They are as I watch from a far Ladies, ladies, ladies, please! Wear some sunscreen, please! With so much on show I think you should be careful While I get an eye full By banjosandwitch 19/05/11 [comments] => 1 [counter] => 132 [topic] => 7 [informant] => banjosandwitch [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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